Dear Snapfish,
This is an open response to your email of September 14, 2015, in which you ask me to buy something from you to keep my account open:
To keep our promise of unlimited, free photo sharing and storage, we ask our customers to make at least one purchase every 12 months. To keep your Snapfish account open, please place an order by October 14.
You even helpfully include a link to “special offers”…