Time yourself. Three minutes only.
- Read everything carefully before doing anything.
- Open a new tab (or window for those of you unfortunate enough to be using Internet Explorer)
- Go to Google
- Think of an animal, any animal, and type it in
- Take the first result on the second page.
- Go to Yahoo! and type that result in.
- Take the fourth result on the first page and write down the first word in the title on a piece of paper.
- Below the title, write your name.
- Circle your name.
- Think of a number between 2 and 65.
- Think of another number between 2 and 65.
- Flip the paper over and add the two numbers together.
- Go back to Google
- Type the number into Google followed by the words "I am slowly going crazy" (in quotations)
- If you reach this point in under three minutes, congratulations. Post a comment on this blog entry that says "I HAVE REACHED THIS STEP IN UNDER THREE MINUTES. I AM AN UBER-INTERNET USERoRZ!!!!"
- Go to your favourite message board.
- Randomly choose a topic title.
- Paste the title into Google after the words "Why is this test so long?" (in quotations)
- Write down the number of results found on the piece of paper you have.
- Now that you have finished reading everything carefully, do only steps 1 and 2.