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Many people, especially religious pundits who want to knock “cold, logical science” down a few notches, claim that science is as faith-based as religion. I would tend to agree. Those who disagree argue that science relies on painstaking experimental method and proof to back up its theories—which is true, but only to a certain extent. When it comes to the things that science just can’t determine (or at least hasn’t determined yet), we depend utterly on faith.

A specific example of why scientists are illogical, however, is evident: the afterlife (or lack thereof). When you die, if any of the major religions are correct, you proceed to some sort of afterlife. If you‘re an atheist, you believe (mmm, sounds faith-based) that there is no afterlife. Or at least, there’s no afterlife with God in it.

But here’s the clincher: if a “God” does exist, then you are screwed—at least according to those religions again, since the non-believer infidels usually enjoy a fate such as being “consigned to suffer the flames of Hell for all eternity”. Nicer religions stick them in limbo or some such dimension like that. What it comes down to is: believers prosper, non-believers don‘t.

So, logically, doesn’t it make more sense to believe in God? Hedge your bets. If God doesn’t exist, like you initially thought, but you’ve pretended God exists all your life, then you lose nothing. You don’t exist anymore, so you won’t be around to figure that out. On the other hand, if God does exist, you lose nothing, because you’ve spent your life believing in God. Win-win.

I realize that this oversimplifies it. You do have a good probability of choosing the wrong religion in particular; I‘m not saying that this is a no-risk prospect. I also realize that this is not an original idea (I believe that I first heard it from Pascal, but his mind was warped by others anyway).

So those scientists who are atheists claim that they don’t believe in God because there’s no proof God exists—it’s not logical to believe in something without proof, eh? There’s some religious scientists too, who think science and religion can co-exist peacefully, and I tend to agree with them. It is not a one or the other type of argument, and I wish that polarized extremists would stop attempting to reduce it down to such.

Life just isn’t that simple. Deal with it.

This story is an example of why I lack any common sense whatsoever.

Yesterday at work a guy came in and said he was delivering phone books. Okay, no problem, bring them in. Oh wait—they are heavy. Okay, no problem, I’ll help you. Oh wait—there’s a lot of them. Okay, I’ll open up receiving.

Now at this point I’ll admit I thought something was unusual. But I didn’t question anything and proceeded to help these two guys unload 650 telephone books into our receiving area. With a staff of about 12, we really don’t need those many books. It was only after they had left and I went back to the front desk that I realized the order was probably meant to go to the college nearby and we got it by mistake.

After a quick call to the phone company we sorted out the problem, and the books will be picked up today. I feel sorry for those two guys though, because after I help them load up the phone books, they’re going to have to unload them a third time at the college.

This is just another example of how very intelligent people often lack basic common sense (I think it ties in the poor social skills thing too). If I had any common sense I would have stopped them and then asked someone why we were getting 650 books. But did I do that? Nooo. What an idiot!

It does make for a good story though.

Hi, I‘m a Marvel. And I’m a DC.

I‘m envious because I have never thought of something so funny. Those Mac versus PC commercials are fun on their own, but this parody is very clever. There’s 4 in total (the first has links to the rest); #1 and #4 are the funniest, but the other two are still very cool.

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