Dear Kellogg’s:
On behalf of the People of Earth, I hereby formally surrender to you. Your evil scheme, as much as it pains me to admit it, has worked. We solemnly promise to purchase as much All-Bran cereal as you command, oh master, on the sole condition that you stop using William Shatner in your commercials. Usage of Shatner as an All-Bran spokesperson represents reckless endangerment of society, civilization, and The World As We Know It.
Thanks.
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Nooo, I’ll never surender to their evilness, never I say, never! 
*drowns in pile of All-Bran*
Thank you for boosing the Failing Michigan Econ. 
:P
(But really we need money NOW)
Ohhhh, you get that advert too? Haha, it’s both funny, yet annoying at the same time. Assuming the one you get is the same the one we get in the UK (one of them is where he’s in a police station, going on about how it ‘makes you feel great on the inside and outside’, another is when he’s on top of this hill, not sure if yours are different).
That William Shatner guy sounds a bit of an idiot on it, I must say. Of course, I have no idea who he is, except from ’That Guy That Does The All-Bran Advert‘, but i’m always like that 
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Denny Crane!
Saturday, April 8, 2006 at 8:22 PM