Time yourself. Three minutes only.
- Read everything carefully before doing anything.
- Open a new tab (or window for those of you unfortunate enough to be using Internet Explorer)
- Go to Google
- Think of an animal, any animal, and type it in
- Take the first result on the second page.
- Go to Yahoo! and type that result in.
- Take the fourth result on the first page and write down the first word in the title on a piece of paper.
- Below the title, write your name.
- Circle your name.
- Think of a number between 2 and 65.
- Think of another number between 2 and 65.
- Flip the paper over and add the two numbers together.
- Go back to Google
- Type the number into Google followed by the words “I am slowly going crazy” (in quotations)
- If you reach this point in under three minutes, congratulations. Post a comment on this blog entry that says “I HAVE REACHED THIS STEP IN UNDER THREE MINUTES. I AM AN UBER-INTERNET USERoRZ!!!!”
- Go to your favourite message board.
- Randomly choose a topic title.
- Paste the title into Google after the words “Why is this test so long?” (in quotations)
- Write down the number of results found on the piece of paper you have.
- Now that you have finished reading everything carefully, do only steps 1 and 2.
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Stole it from a paper I have taped to my wall. I got it in grade six and am keeping it safe until I become a teacher.
5 minutes! Took me 2 mins to get a peice of paper. :P
Anyway, nice quiz.
7 seconds. Nice variation of that paper, but doing step 2 is kinda pointless, don’t ya think? (I did it anyway) Me and one other person (a very smart girl who had a 99% average) were the only two people in my class who did it correctly back in grade 8. =P It’s amazing how many people CAN’T and DON’T follow instructions properly.
:PIn sixth grade, we had a Bible class, and we took a little quiz that had the same format as this. I think I went about halfway before I noticed the last question. I think that was sparked by the fact that most of my classmates were just sitting there. And here I was, thinking, “How are they done?!” :P
Lol, neat, least i didn’t fall for it…
They havn’t done it in class yet…
silly tachyon. you and your silly games 
thats alot of steps
:P i did something like that in gr8, only a few of us got it xD i was one of them :P
I HAVE REACHED THIS STEP IN UNDER THREE MINUTES. I AM AN UBER-INTERNET USERoRZ!!!!
Bah. I read it through, but didn’t catch on until I had done it all. /me hides.
Nice one, anyways. Did you make it up yourself?
Saturday, March 11, 2006 at 6:50 PM