Tonight we’re having hot dogs. Now, it is common knowledge that hot dog buns and hot dog sausages come in disparate ratios—8 buns, 10 sausages—so as to create an inconvenient discrepancy for the cook. Life is great, is it not?
Well, my dad bought two packages of hot dog sausages, each one containing six sausages. That makes a total of 12. Guess how many buns are in the package he bought? Twelve.
I think I’ll email the Vatican and volunteer this as one of the miracles required to canonize John Paul II. 
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Yeah I don’t get that. I’m thinking the guy was drunk when he designed the buns and the dogs. Now they are just to lazy to give two more buns in a bag.
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Why must you make me drool!
Sunday, October 29, 2006 at 11:22 AM